Here tickets the Chatsworth Express.
Come see without aggravation the lives that we were given
by up ...
children who are convinced its really not yours.
away!
What the sounds of Earth I could never replace.
Boys in need of money or wives calling in the face.
It is for this that people ... including me ...
believes the pub and drugs were kindly invented,
to calm and avoid we'll go crazy.
essence of Chatsworth.
We are worth every penny ...
Nothing you care.
but ... pay your taxes.
Imagine Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers.
What come to do the price of a beer, eh?
Make Poverty History! Cheaper Drugs Now
Spread out! Fiesta!
After many years of marriage, I can say with hand on heart,
it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved.
What a bunch of nonsense.
- Mimi. - Patrick.
That's all I need, Mimi.
New beginning new opportunities.
I know, for both.
Come on, we'll be late.
A Patrick was offered a business opportunity in Ireland.
Nightclubs, two in Belfast, one in Lisburn.
I have always rejected that offer, because ...
... This means relocating.
- We want to continue life apart. - This divorce is not required.
As you see, This wedding certificate is false.
What?
not what is written on paper.
But we signed in the church, with Father Jim.
There's the rub.
Come here, stupid bastard!
"Jim's father was not a Father?
- According to Interpol, no. - And that means ...
You can not be divorced,
because they were never married.
What?
Carl call me as soon as you can.
Why did you get, Stella takes nap and we are backward.
- Where? - The book club.
Damn. How late?
Willy Wonka is on TV at 5, she loves it.
And if you behave yourself, you can return unless you buy something as a gift.
Just give me a few pounds I have not smoked in nearly three hours.
- Tell him you're not a milk cow. - Do not mess.
I order up let dry!
I bet she has money saved.
I will not steal from my mother to feed your addiction.
so we can see how you improved without your drugs.
Stella is sleeping.
In the eyes of God I'm not more than a vile whore!
What about Mandy and Fergal?
They have access denied at the gates of heaven!
They were trapped in purgatory forever! Whose fault is it?
The idiot who put on a cassock and posed as a priest.
Wrong answer.
It's your fault!
What?
Even clean up my own ass with this.
Get out!
Where did you get Father Jim
can not remember was a friend of the clan,
was in a hurry, you made me hurry.
Because wanted to walk down the aisle in my third trimester. So I did.
You did it on purpose.
Are you kidding? How are supposed to know?
Now it all makes sense
I thought it was cheating to get married,
so you took any fraud, just to shut me up.
And the children ... all are bastards ...
Please tell me something I do not know.
- We must re-marry. - What?
- We must re-marry. - No, no.
You wanted this divorce,
and because of you, we were married first.
Now we will do as intended, for the sake of children,
one must know this,
so far everyone the divorce became final,
and we are happy as worms.
- See you tonight to fix it. - Speaking of being friendly.
- Hello everyone! - Hi, Dad!
I'm on top of the world, son! It's official, I am a free man.
But the most important ... I am a free woman.
Are you okay?
I was just thinking.
- Is not as if they separate? - It is no separation
is that now we are all orphans.
Damn!
- Are you okay? - I've never felt better.
I even got an appointment with someone.
How nice! Can you tell Who's the lucky?
I met him last week the food section of Tosca.
- And how is it? - Damn beautiful.
- What is your name? - Jack Beam.
I do not think ...!
Really! That's what he said
It is understandable that you feel bad for your parents you know?
They used to go every Sunday.
He was never in the week, Sunday was the only day that was.
Although only read one book, did not matter,
while we were everyone at the table.
My favorite moment of the week.
Some people were never yours.
That's life, is what families do.
What good it that way, if the family is going to collapse?
You can not say that.
Yes I can.
Why look for partner if everything is going to go to hell?
I'll spare you the problem, I'll stay single.
- Come, let's go. - What?
Do not argue, just arréglate.
Do not worry, your brother again soon. Dad did not take, darling.
- Come to midnight or you will be punished. - Much cleavage?
Are you kidding! You can never have too much cleavage.
I beg to differ.
See you later.
Shane, come on in the house Dad, boys night.
But ... What the hell?
For you Dad.
Celebrate everything Dad!
INCOMING CALL ... MIMI
Salud!
What the hell are we celebrating?
- Rosalita? - No.
Okay, agree, I know.
The wig, before you say it, my hair is dead.
But I prefer to use the word "short."
I'm not Rosalita.
I removed a few years off. He feared that telling the truth, not coming.
I added a few inches my height.
What do you think? Enough good for Tom Cruise?
Excuse me?
I! Herbert!
I'm not Rosalita,
and never be Rosalita, Do you understand that?
Now, do me a favor, you piece of garbage, go, although I prefer the phrase ...
Get out of here!
"Herbert? Rosalita!
Nice to meet Rosalita, but I am not Herbert.
But you can be, do not tell me I also abandoned.
- Something like that. - Let me buy you a drink.
Are you gay?
Married?
- I should know. - Actually ... no.
Ever.
IDIOT!
So ... What is the problem?
None, sweet, usually it's just that 'm the one who pays for the drinks.
- What would you like? - Lemon Vodka, please.
- Double? - Why not?
I'll take care of this ...
Sorry, remind me of someone I saw ten seconds,
was about to tell you not come here very often.
I see you prefer a humorous angle.
If this bar was a market meat, you'd be first.
That's no fun.
In fact, someone told me that once.
- Really? - For my life, a complete idiot.
I'm Gary.
Pasa.
There is beer in the fridge. Help yourself.
I made it myself.
- What? - This place, I did it myself.
Lindo.
- I am an architect. - Yes?
What are you?
- I have my own company. - What are you doing?
Credit Control, gaining in the market,
big rewards after loans
Can be a bit ruthless, but I love it.
- I can see it. - They said it badly in my life
but I showed them they were wrong.
That's ...
Go away damn
Bitch ...
A man with ambition.
- What do you like? - Just to start ...
something casual, some positions, I prefer the 69 ...
I do not usually like penetration in the first date
unless anal with bellows. If it seems.
He talked about music.
Hello, Frank!
"Toast?
Yes ..
If you do not mind ...
No hassle ...
I think not, darling!
No hassle ...
- How dare you? - Damn old!
Do you think Libby would give you another chance if I knew you stole my savings?
And what about you? Your benefits last for 10 years.
Return it!
"You're never satisfied, woman? You're a cad.
You'd be screwed if not for me would be in the street homeless.
That does not entitle you to take my money.
Of course, otherwise would you spend your money in nursing homes.
I am your financier ...
so all the money is mine.
Do you understand?
This is your idea revenge right?
Do not be reached to ruin our first marriage,
but they also want fuck this one.
Am I distracted?
Father Tony, a priest legitimate is testing his church
and told us maybe we could help.
If you want to fix things meet me there at noon.
Come on, move!
Mimi ... Rosalita. Rosalita ... Mimi.
Do not be late, Leaving the dog at home.
I will be frank with you,
I can not.
It goes against what I represent, Mimi. You know.
God does not care. Would you mind?
I understand what it means for you but my blessing
will not undo the fact that their children are illegitimate.
With respect father, did not come to give us a sermon.
- Shut up! " - It's supposed to be religious,
an ambassador of goodwill? go hoax.
- You can not say in church hoax. - I can say that I can think of.
Help would not hurt, does it?
Let the point, right? We know everything about you.
- Obvio! - May you curse the people,
does not mean you can curse God.
- Not so, amigo. - Who do you call a friend?
- I'm not afraid. - It's because he is afraid of God ...
Paddy!
And to think that someone would dress well to mount a mockery, hypocrisy.
Not your fault!
Must go.
Now!
I had to abort when I had the opportunity
are not made to be a father.
Sorry Jesus, was not seriously what I said abortion,
would have 100 sons.
Say ten Hail Mary.
Can not you stay for breakfast hot lips?
Any reason?
I like you.
Me too I like you, if you want to know.
You could at least leave your number.
"To be reviewing the phone and wondering why I did not call?
That's not my style.
You call me, then. Later.
Let's go for a drink. Nothing hard.
Sorry for being late. I was with a pretty girl.
Than good. What is your name?
Right. The Raylies, my friends say they have problems.
New people are stuck in their way, we will pay for delete.
What?
We already know.
We're on it.
It was for mom wants to make sure ...
handle your business part from now on.
What about my contacts?
But you will go, right?
- Anything else? - Not at the moment.
Well, we go.
Hello, wanted to know, if you were still interested in that drink,
you know, just a drink, nothing more, you decide, I am willing.
But listen, if you're busy there is no rush.
I have also plans you know how ...
like going to the doctor, not have herpes or something
is routine checkup every six months ...
These bells are everything seem real.
That is all that was our marriage, a fiction.
Was it real for us.
Tell him you have two days, when not then, he's going to get ugly.
Well ...
I told you I wanted out on Wednesday.
Did you do the funny or what?
Since when did architects make hamburgers?
Have you ever loved me or you married me because it was "right"?
- Of course I loved you. - Why Ireland?
- Business. - Or pleasure?
You were at home sluts when he was not right?
I just wanted to impress ... Perhaps this is your credit control?
- Actually, yes. - Let's be honest,
I do not receive payment until next week.
So he used me with all your lies.
Arlene is the damn right?
"Arlene? "The premium Arlene?
Were spending a long time on business trips,
you were not for the birth none of our children.
So you could have a second family.
You lost your mind, woman.
Now you know everything.
I have no more secrets.
Micky
If my brother's bastard finds out, will kill you.
Can not tell you know me?
- But ... - It's a secret!
So I'm not the only with a secret.
I gave him 48 hours should come out quite right.
You better find a priest marry us,
to divorce,
because if I have to be me which he sought,
I will grind you to a pulp prior to take you to Ireland.
I did not think you would see.
Look, panic ...
A box of chocolates or flowers had not been too bad.
Why do not you tell me, Mr Maguire?
Does that matter?
No.
For nothing.
- Then do not care what the ... - What? Is this ...?
Can I have another later, if you like.
"We remain engaged?
Sure, I'm sleeping with Paddy Maguire.
Just promise me you will keep this ...
... Under the water, right?
- Paddy? - Yes?
When you return my brother I will be homeless.
He asked if I could stay with you.
I know that we little time together.
But it need not be very formal.
Just think I'll stay on the couch.
But you'll be in my bed?
Yes! What do you think?
- I thought we just had fun. - Yes, right?
- Yes .. - So ...
... Let me stay at your house, then, to keep it that way ...
Why change?
I'm sleeping Paddy Maguire with ...
Why the long face?
Not much ...
Only I feel it is too late to fix things.
Son, I tell you, never too late to fix things.
And you and Mom?
I know what I did was wrong and I live sorry, but what I can do?
Do me harm? What would that do?
I have a life to live. And I have to work it.
"And you regret?
What mom?
That I'll never be sorry, son.
Where is the damn fire?
- Civil registration has a space. - When?
Today at 4:00.
He was helping me.
- Listen! - Well, well!
What exactly what can I do?
- I'll be there when you arrive at the altar. - It will be the godfather.
I will be the maid of honor.
Well, you better start to do this crap.
Get ready to go.
"Civil registry?
I did my best with so little time.
But we are religious.
Patrick, please! Patrick
We do it or not. It's your decision.
I know what I earn with this. It believed that my faith suspended.
I acobardaré . We'll get married,
today at 4:00. Like it or not, and you'll understand.
- Excuse me! - I do not do so.
What?
Would you mind ...?
So?
Tonny Barton.
Remember?
I knew from you were a brat.
He was given four months of life, poor bastard.
Wine, I associated with your account
as he is concerned, still alive.
The system did not help when your father left me and left us alone
I do this for you and me.
Who do you think was paying your medication all these years?
It's my revenge. You understand that?
Frank did not make it worse. He deserved it.
What did I do to save you.
- What? - From the gossip!
When you gonna realize he is the man I love?
You love your family. Even you, stop complaining.
Liam, your father was arrested.
I know. Carl told me. " See ya.
I need money to pay his bond, mother. Where?
Where is the money?
Over my dead body!
She just does not want me to be happy.
Siempre! I do not know what what happens.
Well, we could put in a nursing home.
You know, or euthanasia.
When you pay my bail me out, that is what you will.
- We can not make bail. - What?
No! I'll put in prison if you can not pay!
I can not be prison! Do not know how that is!
Well, look, your mother has money hidden somewhere.
Find it. Just get me out of here.
I'll see what I can do but can need a little time.
Time! Mine is running out! You know what?
Transferred to a dangerous internal my cell before his trial.
Bugler called or Burger, or something,
their last five companions cell ...
if not leaving here, I will be number 6.
Crisis. Mom is home today. I heard her say that.
- What? - Who?
- With the new type. - Is the supermarket? Jack Beam.
It's only been out a couple of days.
I do not even have known.
- Are you playing? - It's out of spite.
- What did Dad? - Well, it was not very pleased.
It's not really your problem, are now divorced.
- What is and can still lose. - What makes you think so?
Apart from the fact that he never you left your mother's breast.
Something he said, in fact.
He got all sensitive and blurred her eyes,
We have to stop, for both mom and dad.
Must commit their own mistakes, Mickey.
- It's been a week, Karen. - This means that mom gets married again
after a week is more than a simple error.
Who is this guy? Where do you live?
Beautiful?
Ready?
Is this the last?
That's right.
- Damn, did not pass the page. - Damn!
Damn!
We only have one option. Go!
Love ... is patient. Love is kind and not jealous.
Love is not presumptuous or arrogant.
- Did you choose this fool? - Damn ...
Love enjoys no injustice. Love rejoices with the truth.
Love endures all things.
Love is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered ...
Wait! No!
- Mom? - Dad?
Look, I'm sorry not what you ...
I love his mother. I could not let go.
We ...
both tasks big mistakes, but ...
I think I speak for everyone, When I say "thanks."
This is a happy time of my life, our lives.
I love you, Mimi.
Sorry.
Now declare husband and wife.
Do you think that because Frank is not here things will return to be like before?
It will not happen!
I can go ... Thanks!
I know my son and I know when is distracted by something.
Why not invite to come to tea?
By God, Mickey, is not vegetarian, do you?
No. ..
- Have you told her you love her? - No. ..
- Then it's time to do so. - Ruins everything by telling lies.
Does she believe?
If you want the relationship to work, tell the truth.
Is the only basis for a solid future.
She must love you for who you are.
Hey everyone! I think probably ...
... It is time for the happy couple
Yes! They can share his old room back!
- My ass hurts. - Do not ruin the moment.
- Are we going to leave soon for this? - Do not know.
- You should have told the truth. - What? True ... children.
We discovered that our marriage was not true,
get married again for you to be legitimized.
know that I was with that girl.
Nothing has changed ... I still want a divorce.
Agreed.
Like, I'll go tomorrow.
You will not believe this. Just called.
Remember that type the burger stand
has told people Paddy Maguire goes to bed with.
Fucking asshole!
- How could you betray me? - I had no choice.
Just tell me where is the money ...
... And pay your deposit. It's that simple.
Over my dead body.
At the base ... my dresser.
"Libby?
Libby!
By God!
Our sacred stone.
Take that in your pocket for two years, you know?
I have something to confess.
Not the coast.
A Shane is stuck true in the nose,
while you were Travel in Belfast.
To not know ...
I asked Jamie to get us another stone getting back.
So I walked loading this in my pocket for anything.
Do not let this wash, Remember?
By God ...
My tears ... wanted to save my tears.
The day Lennon was shot.
No tube nothing to do with Lennon.
Our Jamie said his first word that day ... "Mom."
His first word was Daddy.
The first word Mandy was Dad.
- Thanks friend. - See ya.
Do you feel good going to bed with the head of Chatsworth?
He is noted for all! I said I keep a secret!
Paddy, listen ...
I'm not Paddy Maguire! Yes?
- What? - I'm tired of lies!
Mine, yours, those of everyone else!
Not worth it!
Want to know the truth?
I'm a fool with slippers tale!
I was under the toenails!
I like the pervert! No!
Amo, so pervert!
And had a dog me the suck!
So you want to go out?
Are not you Paddy?
I am not.
Remove this car for midnight or skinning you!
What is it?
All these are hers.
We did well.
- I know love. - Must be this ...
- We were one big family. - We are ...
... A great family.
Sorry, I could not do it work.
- Keep it Paddy. - No. ..
Keep it ...
I remember like it was before ...
life we had.
You're a good father in here you're a good man.
What the hell are you doing?
- What do you think we doing? - Making a mistake.
I know that their marriage is a farce, I heard,
on divorce in Ireland.
Do not try to deny it.
Mom, you told me the basics a strong relationship is the truth.
Is it because it is love or because it is easy?
Just do the right thing.
Not by us or by someone else ...
... For you.
We'll love you no matter what happens.
You know, you should not be so lonely.
to be honest ...
would not take it that way to kill children.
In what regards this member into law.
I'm just kidding with you! Go! Go!
Your turn!
You were in for a while,
and need to leave ... to despejarte.
Croker Like I love you Libby!
The first time I went with Paddy, I wore a black dress.
Lucia genius and I knew he knew.
What will you say to them?
Do not worry about them, are accustomed to disappear.
I mean to be around.
I dressed again that dress for our first anniversary.
I could not make I entered for the second.
But not so freaked out.
I kept telling someday entrarme again ...
... but never did; was in the closet for years.
just hanging, waiting.
Bye Mimi.
the end I felt defeated and thrown it.
I walked again.
I walked ...
Police are still investigating disappearances in the Manchester area.
is a particularly unique.
Since all victims are named after J. Beam.
In other news, the races are on the outskirts of the city ...
I love my children.
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